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Most Likely to Wind Up Preggers by Senior Year:
Alli
I can see it now, that “Shark in the Water” from the season 10 promo has got to be the sperm that’s going to impregnate Alli. The set-up is perfect: the strict parents, secret white trash boyfriend, and Disney Princess eyes all scream “Teen mom!”. Oh, how I can’t wait for the episode that she confides in Clair that she’s with child, then Sav will find out through the Anti-Grapevine and deck the crap out of whoever is the father.
Probably this winner.
God I hope their children have his hair and her eyelashes.
C’mon people, we all know this is going to happen!
Not since Manny has there been a person so set up for an unsavory social life. Please, Please, Please let it be her!
