So earlier today, Bridget and I were driving in my car while rocking out to “Say My Name” by Destiny’s Child, no big deal. I was in the middle of talking when she abruptly grabbed the dashboard, and screamed, “Oh my GOD!”
“What?!” I responded, images of hitting a three year-old’s dog, or a three year-old, running through my head.
“I forgot to tell you…Jake Epstein joined the cast of Spring Awakening!”
My reaction was something around the lines of:
“WHAAAAAATOAISHGOAIEWHTGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” except about three minutes longer than that, and with noise loud enough to be audible from the outside of my car.
Not only is he my favorite Degrassi cast member of all time, but he is so so so cute and can play the guitar and is super tall and has adorable brown curly hair and is Canadian. So, basically, he’s perfect.
This is an “exclusive” video on the official Spring Awakening sight, “exclusive” apparently meaning “it can also be found on YouTube.” But, whatever, it’s amazing and I wish I had waited to see the musical before I had.
(Okay, so this wasn’t one of his better moments.)
Hello! Who wouldn’t want to see Jake Epstein’s ass while he fondles a girl’s boob on a giant swing? (Rhetorical question, because that is obviously something everyone has thought about wanting at least ONCE in their life.)
