The End of My Degrassi Marathon (part 2)
It’s best to read part one first. Check that out here.
So, moving right along!
WHY DO I HATE LIBERTY. Admittedly she has no real character flaws. I mean, she got knocked up, but that was just to make her less boring. I hate her face though. Every time she talks. And then how she got all vindictive and bitter towards JT while he was trying to get his groove on with another, younger, hotter teenage baby mama. I didn’t appreciate that. Like your ass LEFT JT, leave him BE. Give him space! he only has like 6 more episodes until he gets STABBED to death, so let him enjoy his life! Speaking of useless black bitches….
Oh hey HAZEL. Got anything useless to say today? The only reason I even put Hazel into my little break down was to comment on her fucked up shape. She is an anatomical wreck. She has this short wide top, with no tits, and these long skinny legs. And she isn’t a very pretty girl either. I’d actually call her ugly. Did she ever have a story line? Oh yeah, she was lying about being Jamaican. Remember that shit? She come to school wearing a specially tailored t-shirt (her fucked up shape can’t fit normal t-shirts) with Jamaica on it, and little Jamaican colored scrunchies on her over processed stiff ass hair. She brought Jerk chicken to school. Turns out she was actually from Somalia and a Muslim. It took me like 20 minutes to even find a picture of this chick, that’s how much she DOESN’T MATTER. They could have switched her out for Martin lawrence in drag and no one would have noticed.
OH NO YOU DIDNT.
Have you ever met a Darcy? You know the ones, the bible banging chicks who are closet freaks? Darcy is so frealy-deaky. Remember that episode where she posted myspace er, MyRoom page n00dz? I know they weren’t actually nude, but I have this alternate degrassi parallel universe in my head where the show is actually rated tv-ma and you see manny’s tits a lot more. In that universe Darcy was totally nude and probably touching herself. That episode was sort of like a law and order SVU episode, only without the rape and murder. Fat scary dude comes after her, I can’t believe he came to her house. But Darcy is totally cute, I can’t really hate her. But I was pretty mad when she didn’t let Mia on the spirit squad because she was a teenage mom. Mia is totally cute and a great cheerleader and that was dead wrong. I’m glad she eventually comes around but…OMG I JUST REMEMBERED. She tried to frame Snake! For sexual harassment , I remember that. Right after she got drugged and raped. In my parallel degrassi universe she’s a big fan anal sex because it allows her to keep her abstinence ring.
